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Joke of the day – Medical student
After my second year of medical school, I moved back home with my parents. Because my father work me every morning at seven, I put a note on my door, “DO NOT DISTURB, Studying until 3 am.” This got no...
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Joke of the day – Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep. That’s baaaaaaaaaad! Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog. Sit! Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Oh, pull yourself together! Doctor, Doctor, I think...
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Joke of the day – The ninety-year-old
Ninety-year-old Jack goes to his doctor for a check-up. A few weeks later, the doctor sees him in the streets with a gorgeous, much younger woman on his arm. “You’re really doing well, aren’t you?” he...
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Joke of the day – Surgery
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: …”Everyone stand back, I think I lost my contact lens.” …”Someone call the janitor, we’re going to need a mop and a bucket.” …”Sterile, schmerile; at lest...
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Joke of the day – The ‘spelling’ argument
Two Indian doctors were having an animated discussion. “I say it’s spelt W-H-O-O-M,” said one. “No, it’s W-H-O-M-B,” said the other. A nurse passing by said “Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelt...
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Joke of the day – Time to live
Jim: “The doctor gave me two weeks to live.” Sam: “Goodness, what did you say?” Jim: “I told him I’d take the first two weeks of December.” Tagged: clean jokes, doctor, doctor jokes, funny jokes, good...
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Joke of the day – Operation
A patient walked into a doctor’s office and was told he needed an operation. He asked, “What’s the operation for?” The doctor said, “Five thousand dollars.” The patient said, “No, I meant, what’s the...
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Joke of the day – Medical Terminology
Medical terminology for the layman: Artery: The study of fine paintings. Barium: What you do when CPR fails. Cesarean Section: A district in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark....
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Joke of the day – Plastic surgeon
http://www.clipartpanda.com “What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?” “He melted.” Tagged: clean jokes, doctor jokes, funny clean jokes, funny jokes, good clean jokes, good...
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Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER: Never argue with surgeons. They have inside information. Photo credit: http://www.markingourterritory.wordpress.com Tagged: clean jokes, doctor jokes, funny clean jokes, funny jokes, funny...
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Joke of the day – Carrot
http://www.pinterest.com Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.” Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?” Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”...
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Joke of the day – Power puff
A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. It was impossible to control. Businesswoman: “But at least...
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Joke of the day -Bucket
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket. http://www.dumpaday.com Hmmm…you look a little pale. Tagged: bucket, clean jokes, doctor jokes, funny clean jokes, funny one-liners, funny-animals, humor, jokes,...
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Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory. Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed! Tagged: clean jokes, doctor jokes, funny clean jokes, funny jokes, funny one-liners, funny rooster, happy monday, humour,...
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Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin. Don’t talk rubbish! Tagged: clean jokes, doctor jokes, dustbin, funny jokes, good jokes, humour, jokes, nonsense, rubbish, short jokes
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Joke of the day – Deck of cards
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office. Patient: “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!” Doctor: “Please sit in the waiting room. I’ll be dealing with you later.” http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed
http://www.creativefan.com A nurse burst into the doctor’s office: Nurse : “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. What should I do?” Doctor:...
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Joke of the day – Vet
“What’s a vet? I’m a dogtor.” http://www.pinterest.com http://www.giphy.com
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Joke of the day – Film
Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film. Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop. http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – Covid 19
Patient: “Doctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?” Doctor: “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.” http://www.pinterest.com
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